Funny Love Quotes and Sayings | Funny Inspirational Quotes About Life

Funny Love Quotes and Sayings | Funny Inspirational Quotes About Life

Welcome guys in my blog happywishesfor.com. In this post you will find some funny quotes and sayings about life, love and inspiration, which you can share on your Facebook, Twitter and you can use as a whatsapp status. This post included with Best Funny Quotes & Sayings, Funny Inspirational Quotes about Life, Romantic Quotes & Sayings for Him/Her and Funny Love Quotes & Sayings for Him/Her

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Funny Love Quotes and Sayings | Funny Inspirational Quotes About Life

It takes so little to make a stranger's day, and even less to totally ruin it. - Demetri Martin

Reach for the stars. You might not get them, but you won't wind up with a handful of mud either!

Funny Love Quotes and Sayings | Funny Inspirational Quotes About Life

A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. - Author Unknown

If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error. ~John Kenneth Galbraith, Money: Whence It Came, Where It Went.

A day without laughter is a day wasted. - Charlie Chaplin

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. - A. A. Milne

Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. - Will Rogers

You can't leave footprints in the sands of time while sitting down. - Nelson Rockefeller

If you don't have any charity in your heart you have the worst kind of heart trouble. - Bob Hope

Unique Funny Quotes & Sayings

In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson. - Tom Bodett

Unique Funny Quotes & Sayings

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid: ‘What I'm going to do with two dead dogs?– Gary Delaney

The last woman I was in was the Statue of Liberty. -Woddy Allen

When you fall, I will be there to catch you - With love, the floor.

Some students drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle. - E.C. McKenzie

Work hard, nap hard.- Demi Lovato

If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.

I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!

Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.

Funny Inspirational Quotes about Life

If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. - Steven Wright

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure. - Mark Twain 

Funny Inspirational Quotes about Life

Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door. - Kyle Chandler

Lower your expectations of earth. This isn't heaven, so don't expect it to be. - Max Lucado

If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito. - Bette Reese

You can't cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

If your capacity to acquire has outstripped your capacity to enjoy, you are on the way to the scrap-heap. Glen Buck

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. - Dale Carnegie

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. - Dalai Lama

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Funny Love Quotes & Sayings for Him/Her

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge. - Bill Cosby

Funny Love Quotes & Sayings for Him/Her

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx

Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last. - Remy de Gourmont

Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

If you text ‘I love you’ to a person and the person writes back an emoji — no matter what that emoji is, they don’t love you back. - Chelsea Peretti

An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect. -Alanis Morissette

Funny Romantic Quotes & Sayings for Him/Her

In a recent Valentine's Day posting on her fan website, Britney Spears says that - oh, who cares? - Amy Poehler

If only one could tell true love from false love as one can tell mushrooms from toadstools. - Katherine Mansfield

Funny Romantic Quotes & Sayings for Him/Her

No other thing can be more impressionable than funny romantic quotes. Show your sensitive and caring persona with these quotes for guys and girls.

Julian Mercer: You really are a very sexy woman. Erica Barry: No, really, swear to God, I'm NOT. - Something's Gotta Give

Marriage is the promise of eternal love. As a man of honor I cannot promise eternally what I've never felt momentarily. - Kate and Leopold

I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible. But I want to spend every irritating minute with you.

I don’t have a boyfriend right now. I’m looking for anyone with a job that I don’t have to support. - Anna Nicole Smith

It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it. - Francois De La Rochefoucauld

I just can’t get you off my mind, and why would I even try?

Every night, I think of you before bed with the hopes of having you…

In you, I’ve found the love of my life and my closest, truest friend.

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